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Tim: This girl walked into our bakery the other day, asked for a baker's dozen... we sure gave her one. She could barely walk afterwards.
Derek: Man that shit is ugly
Derek: Man that shit is ugly
by Alex G Thomas April 25, 2008
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This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act spite.
This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act spite.
"Hey, has anyone seen Steve?"
"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."
"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."
by Joe from Mint January 11, 2009
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To Kush Connoisseurs, there are two types of weed:
Sativa: which is rich in THC, and gives you that up there HIGH
Indica: which is rich is CBD, and gives you that couch-lock STONED
now, the defition of to be baked, which is to be HIGH on THC and STONNED on CBD
in other words, high+stonned=BaKeD ;D
Sativa: which is rich in THC, and gives you that up there HIGH
Indica: which is rich is CBD, and gives you that couch-lock STONED
now, the defition of to be baked, which is to be HIGH on THC and STONNED on CBD
in other words, high+stonned=BaKeD ;D
dealer: so how was that grandaddy purps i chopped ya yesterday?
dude: shit bredjin i got so bakedddddddddddd off like 6 bowls last nite i cant remember i was so high and stoned
dude: shit bredjin i got so bakedddddddddddd off like 6 bowls last nite i cant remember i was so high and stoned
by Le Kronic March 26, 2013
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Get the Freshly Baked Cum Pie mug.An awkward, incest-bread human being that will make you wonder why God would torment you with their bullshitery. Someone who tries to be funny but just ends up acting very, very awkward.
We all know a few Donnie Bakers. They most notably have mullets, date white trash trailer park bitches, and drink Natural Light.
We all know a few Donnie Bakers. They most notably have mullets, date white trash trailer park bitches, and drink Natural Light.
You see that guy Chris over there? He's the one with the beer gut, wearing his old high school football jersey. He's bragging about how he made $20 on the Mayweather/McGregor fight. He's such a Donnie Baker.
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Coolbeans2: I know. And they're hot, too.
Coolbeans2: I know. And they're hot, too.
by SexMuffin October 30, 2004
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