bum demon

An evil entity that invades your bum, causing the following symptoms: abdominal bloating and cramps; watery turds; farting and follow through.

That was a really nice curry but now i've got a bum demon.

by Lisa Maree May 27, 2012

Bum Razzle

The small fleks of waste occassionaly seen at the back of a toilet seat after someone has had a number two. Historic dried faeces and toilet paper scraps (often twisted) emanating from the arse crack of another;

You left bum razzle all over the seat. Wipe yourself properly you dirty boy/girl!

by mahindra September 5, 2012

hagard bum

a sloppy, dirty, non officient person that does not have anything going for them what so ever.

dang Ian, your such a hagard bum

by austinpaul May 19, 2006

bum rice

When your trying to organize a office pot luck but end up looking like a total dink

I’ll bring the bum rice!!mmm

by Ndddda November 11, 2017

Bum flower

Slang term for piles aka cauliflower bum, can often be painful as they are most commonly found erupting from the anus. Bum flowers can be removed with minor surgery.

"why's Nicole walking like that?"
Kirsty" because she recently had some bum flowers removed"

by Ellyb June 3, 2013

bum muff

The muff which surrounds the anal regions of ones anus.

1 My god that is one heck of a lot of bum muff you got there bruv!
2 Your mum eats my bum muff bruv

by cumbubble June 11, 2006

Facebook bum

One who is always on facebook because 1. They're really bored 2. They have no friends 3. They enjoy it more than most

I've been on facebook like 50 times today! I'm a total Facebook bum!

by Tom R. :) October 5, 2010