Bacon Hugs

Bacon hugs are the fondest, most adoring hugs you can give someone. Means you love them more than bacon.

Spencer: How’s it going with the new guy, Logan?
Falisha: Ok, I think. But he sent me the bacon and the smiley hug emojis. Weird?
Spencer: What!? He’s way into you. It doesn’t get any better than Bacon Hugs. 🥓 🤗

by The Original Tankboy August 23, 2018

Bacon and egger

Maccas bacon and egg muffin

I want a bacon and egger from Maccas for breakfast

by BuildingGuy August 30, 2018

bacon nerd

A person that will try and eat any kind of bacon anywhere, anytime.

Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.

by isoskepsis December 1, 2018

baconham

A true wonder of the universe, this peculiar creature will always speak in the same low, raspy tone of voice and exhibit no emotion while conversing with humans. Much is still unknown about this Euclid creature; however, it is known to hate all life and to be the only known creature capable of destroying the mortal enemy of all things good, Quebec.

Gxinva: Wow i haven;t seen baconham all day!
PraiseThe: I saw him entering Quebec while saying"Today is the day the world is finally rid of this scourge!" .

by BusterIsGod December 1, 2018

Bacon wrap

1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.

2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!

3. When the police place you in handcuffs.

1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?

2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!

3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!

by GuardianAngelMoonshine January 23, 2019

Bacon handjob

A handjob by an American landwhale.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."

by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019

baconbitch

when u eat lots of bacon
u turn out being a bacon bitch

"omg you ate all that bacon????"
"yeah im like a baconbitch"

by baconbitch February 19, 2019