Person 1: "The Count of Monte Crisco."
Person 2: "That says Cristo you dumb-shit."
Person 2: "...By...'Alexander Dumbass'"
Person 2: "That says Cristo you dumb-shit."
Person 2: "...By...'Alexander Dumbass'"
by JustSomeDeerBoi November 18, 2022
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Alex is a celebrity but barely anyone knows him.
Alex is a celebrity but barely anyone knows him.
you: whos alexander salanyk?
anyone: the best person in the multiverse.
you: you like him?
everyone: we all do.
anyone: the best person in the multiverse.
you: you like him?
everyone: we all do.
by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 20, 2022
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alexander is definitely worth the time and he is no doubt the most popular guy you’ll ever know, but even though he has many distractions waving in his face, if you stay loyal to him you’ll get more than that in return. His personality is just amazing. Because his humour may be a bit dirty and he’s very loud doesn’t hit off any points because he is beautiful, inside and out, and always will be because he is a very expressive and enthusiastic person.
His eyes shine in ocean blue, mesmerising the depths of the earth whenever he opens them.
His hair stands tall in spike when he messes with it, but when he has good hair days (always) you can’t take your eyes off of his glowing brown hair.
He is the most amazing person ever and is so athletic, definitely loves football, and is always looking out for you.
His eyes shine in ocean blue, mesmerising the depths of the earth whenever he opens them.
His hair stands tall in spike when he messes with it, but when he has good hair days (always) you can’t take your eyes off of his glowing brown hair.
He is the most amazing person ever and is so athletic, definitely loves football, and is always looking out for you.
do you know alexander?
of course i do.
well i have a crush on him!
everybody does! don’t you know that?
oh! but who does he like?
not u ur a pick me-
of course i do.
well i have a crush on him!
everybody does! don’t you know that?
oh! but who does he like?
not u ur a pick me-
by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 21, 2022
Get the alexander mug.Dude can be a little weird…you’d expect him to be quiet and shy but once you get to know him, you realize that he’s a good listener. He might leave you from time to time, but he’ll come back with something new that happened to him, or he’ll be interested in what’s being going on with you. He might seem serious and bossy sometimes but in the end he’s a great friend. I’m glad he’s my friend 😊
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Get the alexandriya mug.Alexandra is a disgusting vile being of a human specimen. If you ever encounter someone named Alex or Alexandra, run away immediately. Do not trust whatever the hell they say and always insult them because oh my god, they suck! If you are friends with an Alexandra right now, you need to drop them immediately because they right now brain washing you into liking Alexandra's. Do not look them in the eye because they eat you, trust me, I saw them at 3AM (NOT CLICKBAIT)
by SuchGoomba November 26, 2022
Get the Alexandra mug.An ugly ass bitch who is as fat as a pig. She is such a pick me and most likely almost killed 20 people. She is spoiled and a dick.
Alexandra is such a bitch
by Lexi_i_hate_myself December 2, 2022
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