The act of wanking upside down for the objective of giving yourself a facial. The jizz acts like the Apple falling from the tree, gravity takes it course and hits the participant in the cranial area.
by McLoopster August 20, 2018
Get the Isaac Newton Wankmug. When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.
by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021
Get the Wanking off a Smurfmug. by cumshotter June 27, 2022
Get the Wanking my Willymug. When one places themselves in a hold-all, zips it up and secures with a padlock. Once secured in the bag, you wank yourself into oblivion and finally try to escape.
by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023
Get the Houdini bag wankmug. To insert ones finger in and out of the anus whilst masterbating ones penis with the other hand (speed and deph of finger is upto pbw,sters preference)
Tom:have you heard about something called a pokey bum wank its all the rage ooop north any idea what it involves
Rich: yes its the act of slipping a appendage or inanimate object up ones anus whilst wanking the penis with the other hand
I was doing a prison sentence a normal wank just wasnt doing it for me after 6 months of repetitive standard wanking so I was looking to spice things upby using a finger or 2 after 3 months fingers became boring so I started a long trawl of finding inanimate objects to insert and rating them out of ten is my final ambition to write up a pbw guide of best objects to use for a pbw with a ratings scale of shitty fingers so electric toothbrush 9 and a half shitty fingers out of ten
Rich: yes its the act of slipping a appendage or inanimate object up ones anus whilst wanking the penis with the other hand
I was doing a prison sentence a normal wank just wasnt doing it for me after 6 months of repetitive standard wanking so I was looking to spice things upby using a finger or 2 after 3 months fingers became boring so I started a long trawl of finding inanimate objects to insert and rating them out of ten is my final ambition to write up a pbw guide of best objects to use for a pbw with a ratings scale of shitty fingers so electric toothbrush 9 and a half shitty fingers out of ten
by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general November 20, 2016
Get the Pokey bum wankmug. When you are sleeping next to a loves one and you need to run one out, you roll over to one side and masturbate undetected.
by Dyank MeyMeys December 21, 2016
Get the Wank team 6mug. The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.
Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?
by Bongonog November 11, 2019
Get the International Wank Daymug.