Pulled a Jordan

A person of Italian decent doing something that would be defined as "Extremely Homosexual"
Saying that someone "Pulled a Jordan" is very insulting, and should only be used if the person is an evil super-villain looking over the city...

Person 1: OMG! did you see Johnny? He totally "Pulled a Jordan!"
Person 2: No way! Where's the evidence?
Person 1: Ayo?

by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 6, 2023

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Jordan is the name of somebody with an irregularly large forehead who will simp as many girls as he can while completely dissing his mates. He is not somebody anybody would want to be mates with as he will chat shit about anybody and is a massive pussy licker while being up his own arse.

Mate 1: "I had a run in with the big simp today."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."

by JaxJamesonJames May 19, 2020

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To deliberately look the other way when evidence of crime is right in front of your face. Named after Jim Jordan, head of the Republican House Judiciary Committee, who focused on a cover of Time Magazine in a picture he (or his assistant) tweeted while ignoring the pile of Top Secret documents next to it that Donald Trump had stolen from the American government.

Jim really jordaned evidence of sexual molestation of wrestlers under his care.

by TheMessingLink August 31, 2022

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The Best Mf Nigga Ever To all You Monkeys out there.🫣🥱

Jordan Is the best ever

by Jxrdy•W December 21, 2022

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Jordans are very Buff,strong and dominant people,one finger of a jordan is equivelent to 50 pounds worth of strength.Jordans can hurt you easily if they wanted

hes strong he must train with jordan
Jordan can you get me buff like you

by BTDxKWH February 15, 2019

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