Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers.

A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.

"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

by Narstream November 17, 2022

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Cracker

An extremely derogatory slur against white. Derives from Southern America.

You cracker! You're trash.

by Reading person. December 11, 2022

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Flap Your Cracker

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker

Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.

by crazyningatiger42 July 19, 2012

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Cracker

A stupid honkey idiot on social media who is usually skinny and an unattractive incel that acts like a racist fool for likes on the internet and makes the actual nice Caucasians look bad.

Black guy: you see that honkey on social media trying to be racist for likes
Mexican guy: Ohh yeahhh you mean that cracker haha. Why do they act like that.

Black guy: That’s why they call them dumb crackers

by Smart people>>>>racists December 3, 2022

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