Shit Happens

Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!

Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.

Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!

Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!

Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens

by Officer Oggi April 27, 2020

Shit for brains

when you don't have a clue of what your doing

Damn! Bob this is so easy... But apparently not cause you have shit for brains.....

by purde June 9, 2018

Shit

Something that comes out of your ass or used in cursing

I'm going to shit my pants
That's a shit ton of money

by Quandle dingle berry June 7, 2023

Full of shit

Full of misinformation, trickery, and cruelty, and not a whole lot else.

The girl had more full of shit qualities than redeemable ones.

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Shitness

When food is so amazing it makes you shit.

That curry was the shitness

by God King James June 19, 2015

Shit mountain

When your shit so much without flushing that the shit piles up to the point that it is touching your ass

Bro yesterday I was so clogged up that when I went to shit I made a shit mountain

by Definitely not Victor February 11, 2024

fly shit

meaning you be having a nice outfit on or like you putting that shit on.

Damn, thats some fly shit you got on

by username___897 April 27, 2024