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School

Simply boring, pointless, painful, hard to breathe, and unnecessary Hell hole that we are forced to spend 16 - 18 years at.
The teachers make up bulls**t answers and tell you them when they're clearly made up.

School Routine:
6:35 AM: Get yelled at to wake up by parents
6:45 AM: Take a shower for 10 minutes (sometimes
7:00 AM: Eat breakfast
7:28 AM: Get dressed and brush teeth
7:55 AM: Head out the door to school (prison)
8:30 AM: School (prison) starts
9:00 AM: Go to science class
9:40 AM: Go to history class
10:20 AM: Go to homeroom
11:15 AM: Lunch starts
12:05 PM: Lunch ends
1:10 PM: Do math
2:00 PM: Do independent work
3:15 PM: The school day finally ends
3:30 PM: Come home and eat a snack
3:34 PM: Do homework for 1 hour
4:34 PM: Watch TV or play on the Xbox, or PC
6:20 PM: Waiting for dinner to be cooked
6:30 or 7:00 PM: Eat dinner
7:30 PM: Do homework again
10:00 PM: Go to bed exhausted
The cycle repeats.
Teacher: Hooray! Another fun school day!!!!!!!
Student: How could people like this pointless, useless, boring, hard to breathe Hell?
Student 2: Ikr. Ugh. Get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: ENOUGH TALKING!!!!!
Student: You're tal-
Teacher: SHUT UP, YOU GET 3 HOURS OF DETENTION!!!
Student whispers to self: Man she is a bitch.
by JasonTheAviator April 3, 2020
mugGet the Schoolmug.

anglican international school

A school in jerusalem that is really small and it used to be an old British hospital which is creepy
by LANDSVERK February 28, 2017
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Jersey Village High School

School located in Jersey Village, Texas
It's okay but theres a lot of fighting
Matthew: I'm going to a WWE game tonight
Emma: Why? We go to Jersey Village High School
by ProfessionalWiggler March 4, 2021
mugGet the Jersey Village High Schoolmug.

school homeless

When you can't find your classes (or your teacher is absent) so you relax in the hallways
Friend: I couldn't find my classes today!
Person: It must suck being school homeless!
by epicgamer2008 March 3, 2022
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School

S-seven (or six)
C-cruel
H-hours
O-of
O-our
L-lives
otherwise known as hell where you are constrained to chairs for about 6 or 5 hours of your life
guy1:What is that place?It looks like a prison
guy2:Its school,its very similiar to prison
guy1:I thought school is where you learn stuff
guy2:Not really.I mean you learn a lot of useless facts you will most likely forget they dont teach you how to buy anything
guy1:Oh ok
by Damian280107 September 20, 2020
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school

an endless hell, might as well commit suicide already :)
by that depressed person . April 29, 2022
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