Lay your cheese

Lay a piece of cheese on (item)

Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"

by iliker6s November 10, 2020

lie to your momma

Go lie to someone else; lie to someone who cares

You can lie to your momma; don’t lie to me

by Luci-fur March 13, 2023

milking your donut

Fingering yourself instead of doing what you should be doing

Get to work and quit milking your donut. Where's Steve? Not sure, probably milking his donut.

by Sharp Compet August 31, 2018

Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day

If you have a best friend than give him his well-deserved cake on November 15th!

Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day

by Iwantacake123 November 14, 2020

your mom

your mom is an adopted women who thinks she is cool, she is a loser, she thinks she has tig bitties, her cuchy smells like fish

jimmy is your mom

by your mum definetion October 18, 2021

Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.

A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")

by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009

Your mom

your mom = sus

Hey look your mom is on my bed

by sussysussywussy March 2, 2022