Big Dick Unicorn

A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.

Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.

by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020

Limp Dick Warrior

Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings

1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves

2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly

3. A proud virgin

“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”

“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior

“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”

by Jakey (Tonic The Seshhog) May 30, 2020

Dick Bicycle

The primary means of transportation for fitness minded penises everywhere.

My wife gave Big John (her name for my male part) a dick bicycle for Christmas so he could stay in shape.

by Toddzilla69 July 8, 2020

Dick

A soft baby skin like organ
That u not getting cuz u search it up
*Every girls favorite straw*

I totally sucked some dick today

by Jdddggf July 11, 2020

hike dick

Having sex with a foul smelling penis after a long hike

Ima give you this hike dick.

by tyrese hanson July 12, 2020

Big dick space

A house or other building that is regularly and clearly occupied by the owner(s) or occupant(s), such that the space exudes a high level of presence and possession of the space without being physically present. This falls in the same sphere as big dick energy, but is about passive but unequivocal ownership of a given location.

My boyfriend always wants me to stay over when he's home alone, but his parents' house is so full of big dick space, I don't feel comfortable sleeping there.

by Randomosity Alive July 14, 2020

Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 14, 2020