Slack-Shit

When you intentionally shit your slacks so you can be in your hotel room alone while on a business trip. Its the last option when you run out of excuses to avoid happy hour with open mouth breathers from the conference.

I accidentally had a Slack-Shit so im not going out for drinks after the seminar tonight. Im going to my hotel room and watching southpark.

by CyclopsCookies July 21, 2025

The Fucked Shit

The fucked shit is anything and everything depending on the context because everything is shit and all that shit is fucked. Great term to use while tripping balls when most words no longer work

Hey dude pass me the fucked shit I wanna get proper fucked mate

Oh mate I’m sorry to hear about the fucked shit, can’t believe she’s dead

Pass me the remote I’m gonna put on the fucked shit

Im really horny will you do the fucked shit

Remember when Will Smith did the fucked shit

by The Fucked Guy July 10, 2022

Battle-shit

Leaving a giant shit in the toilet and continuously pissing on it until it breaks and sinks, resembling the game battleships

Todd got excited and yelled to Mike from the bathroom, “I sunk your battle-shit”

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Shit the Bed

When they lost to FDU they Shit the Bed

One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed

by DunkSondyDunk March 17, 2023

fixing shit

Fixing something completely random or unspecified. In most cases, if "shit" is replaced with "stuff", the sentences remain equivalent. If a possessive pronoun, like "your" or "their", is used between "fix" and "shit", this changes the meaning of "shit" to something along the lines of "mess", this often is referring to a personal mess, but also could be a social mess or physical mess.

Frank: "My parents aren't home, do you wanna come over?"
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."

Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."

Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."

by Vebb November 15, 2023

Shit taco

The act of farting into and filling up a vagina with a rank fart.

Man Shazza was a freak, she made me give her a shit taco.

I gave this chick a shit taco right, and she queefed it back in my face.

by Dandrew December 19, 2021

Shit for brains

when you don't have a clue of what your doing

Damn! Bob this is so easy... But apparently not cause you have shit for brains.....

by purde June 9, 2018