Dirty Kriston

A man who loves to do cocaine on the regular and likes to shit in his hand and clap.
Usually seen walking fast paced, jaw swinging, lip syncing to a song. The majority of dirty Kristons are massive whores who will give their booty up for a free glass of wine and have smelly sweaty ballsacks.

PSA: likely to have gonorrhoea.

Have you seen that man’s jaw?
That’s a dirty kriston

by Lesbiansnogays1990 December 3, 2023

dirty heaps

he eats poo and chucks at everyone

omg someone just dirty heaps me

by bigdavy56 December 4, 2023

Dirty goss

A dirty goss is the act of setting the local orphanage on fire and extinguishing it with your sperm

Stay away from that man kids he likes to Dirty goss

by Hugh gee rection December 4, 2023

Dirty Muka

Where you spunk into a bowl of noodles and then get someone else to eat them. 🍜𓂺

My noodles could use some seasoning would you mind giving them the dirty muka?

Sure babe let me just knock one out on those noodles.

by Bethanycakes December 5, 2023

Dirty Marvin

Usually involves 2 people (male-male female-female male-female) where one person pours vodka into the ass of the other person then proceeds to eat their ass then kiss them. The other person does the same. Repeat as many times as necessary for both people to get drunk

Some variations are the Russian Slow Dance or the Cuban Fudge Tornado

Person 1: hey man wanna do a dirty marvin?
Person 2: what the fuck

Person 1: damn bro I did a dirty Marvin with Edna last night!
Person 2: that’s cool but have you ever tried a Russian Slow Dance?

by Iwearsocks December 5, 2023

dirty stifler

In the doggy position you have four fingers in her ass lifting her like your luggage

This chick and i did the dirty stifler lastnight

by Jadragon December 5, 2023

dirty muka

When you spaff in a bowl of noodles and get someone else to eat them.

Spunky noodles 🍜𓂺

My noodles could use some seasoning would you mind giving them the dirty muka?

I gave my friend the dirty muka last night and they still don’t know what they have eaten.

by Bethanycakes December 6, 2023