Shit

Poop but cooler

Jake Paul is shit

by Cloked17 August 14, 2021

Shit and Rally

To feel and act "lighter", more sprightly after a shit..

Me: "I feel like a gazelle since I dropped that deuce 10 minutes ago! Whooooo!"
Friend: "Man, you really "Shit and Rally", huh? All night you were moping around saying how flat you feel, and now you're all keen to party for hours!"

by Headcaver May 18, 2023

orange shit stain

The 45th and 47th president of the United States of America.

Still blows my mind 70 million people voted for this orange shit stain. Murica.

by meowkies April 28, 2025

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.

Unfathomable error.

An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.

My girl told me she loved me, that shit was a lie.

by crackkillah September 2, 2018

Person who shits in gardens

Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat

Person who shits in gardens

by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020

Dingle Shit

That shit that stays on your anus even though it's halfway out.

Dude 1: Yo, just had the worst dingle shit!
Dude 2: Why would I care, asshole?

by Mettabrawn February 28, 2017

shit show

when something is horrible or ends up up horribly

Erin "so how was the party at Neil's last night?"
Jackie "it was a total shit show. Only 6 other people showed up and there were two snacks"

by :(:am i ok:(: July 28, 2018