Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.

You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫

by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by Me - failure April 1, 2022

National Rep Your Flag Day

This day on April 27, every year you can rep your flag and it’s independence.

“She represented her flag on April 27th for National Rep Your Flag Day.”

by lei. April 27, 2022

jump your car

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.

Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?

by Kambell October 24, 2017

Just tugging your sack

Essentially “just pulling your leg”, but with a twist.

Guy 1: “I just fucked the shit out of your sister”

Guy 2: “Why I outta slime yo ahh out hooligan!”

Guy 1: “Relax, dude… just tugging your sack!”

by A dude with a big cock March 10, 2025

cading your knob

Spending endless hours designing non-matching 3D-printed replacement parts for household items while neglecting your family

looks like shit, tom. i already ordered the replacement. thanks for spending 10 hours cading your knob instead of raising your children

by jadell telly January 25, 2025