What. The shit.

An elegant way of expressing you're disbelief.

"Yoooo i asked the Brian's mom out yesterday and she said yes I'm so hyped!"
"What. The shit. YOU ASKED WHO OUT?"

by Alxi. February 13, 2021

Shit slob

A shit slob is a dirt slob who wears shit stained underwear and doesn't wipe his foul stinky dirty fucking ass.

It sucks to work or live around a dirty filthy disgusting greasy ass shit slob! They're the sort of people that make an entire city turn depressing and make you want to move out of town.

by Bill Beef July 4, 2025

upper shit

When it hurts, but it is not your tummy and it is not your immediate shit - it is the upper shit.

Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that burrito, I can feel it in my upper shit. I am going to have a bad time at the toilet soon.

by DongJones November 30, 2015

Bite Shit

A phrase used to describe when you're recording the bass part for a song but suddenly you just absolutely suck at playing

"I may record my part tonight if I don't totally bite shit"

by Conkyboii May 24, 2018

Pieces of shit

Noun- To describe a FUCKED up situation one has put him and/ or herself into and/or through.

Bro! WHAT THE PIECES OF SHIT BRO! Where da fuck did all my money go!!! ?(Strip club)

by Whetzelpretzel21 July 12, 2016

shit

Something that happens to people quite often.

Oh, shit. Donald Trump almost caused nuclear winter. Again.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2017

shit turd

a slur for black people in australia

look at that stupid shit turd

by Dundeedundundun July 16, 2023