C.I.C

Texting shorthand for "Chipotle induced coma". When consuming a burrito from the popular Mexican-American Grill results in being incapacitated from doing daily activities. You literally can't do anything until the burrito is digested.

Son, can you mow the lawn?

Sorry pops, i'm in a C.I.C.

by jonjon the bonbon October 11, 2011

C.I.L.P.

Cunt I'd Like to Punt - a girl who really fucking sucks and has an overall cunty personality

Prononced silp

"There's this one girl who really gets on my nerves, she's such a fucking C.I.L.P.

by the big fuscinator June 21, 2012

C.I.A

A Stupid Call of Duty clan formed by a bunch of twelve year olds, It is recommended that everybody should send fake bomb threats to their official website. (and include your home address in the threat to be more intimidating)

Peter: Hey dude, while we wait for our EPIC meet-up we should spam bomb threats to the C.I.A.
Sans: Dear CIA you are stupid and you can't beat me

*Megalovania starts playing*
Sans + Peter: EPIC GAMERS RISE UP. كيف تكون ملحمة؟

by SupremeSqueaker October 17, 2018

C.I.F.I.T

Une école de professionnelle dont tu n'as pas les capacité intellectuelles pour t'y faire une place

Mec 1: Dude, moi j'ai postuler pour aller au C.I.F.I.T l'année prochaine
Mec 2: Désoler C A P I T A I N E mais avec ton Quotient intellectuelle actuel tu as no CHANCE d'aller avec whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' de plus intelligent qui on fait leur demande avant la tienne

by Jey705 May 13, 2020

C.I.C.

Covered.In.Clams

To be covered head to toe in an unnatural amount of live clams.

A 1:1 Clam to Body ratio

“The muffled screams of Billy resonate of over the bay, unable to form words due to the incredible amount of mollusks encapsulating his mouth. Having fallen asleep in the tide pool, Billy was officially C.I.C.”

by Rubberfork June 28, 2020

C.I.C.

(pronounced 'sik')
adjective.

Chronically Incapable of Commitment

Don't fall too hard and get hurt over John... everybody knows he's C.I.C.

by Shedabombnoelle October 26, 2020

C i h u a h a g h g f e

A "C i h u a h a g h g f e" is a short and annoying person in your friend group. Possibly the most annoying you will ever meet!! Its used as an insult.

You're a C i h u a h a g h g f e

by Nomnomnomowo December 3, 2020