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Word cum

At the point of a conversation where one person is so into it that they start spitting and the words start becoming gibberish
OMG. Dude we were discussing puppy cuteness factor. You're word cumming all over me.
by Saucezone May 23, 2022
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Word Blind

A reduced ability to distinguish between certain words. More men than women are affected.
Color blindness usually involves the inability to distinguish between simple words such as "why" or "hi".
Latoya: girl Marcos read my text and ignored it
Shylla: what you sent him?
Latoya: "hi"
Shylla: girl he must be word blind
by chalhoubmark August 9, 2016
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MUMs The Word

A criticism pertaining the management, when criticising middle management or other useless and expensive building hold backs, Gölök Buday, the Black Jester would say "MUMs the word," going back to the 2000 election when Maharishi's university of Management started getting noticed, ala John Hageline.
Products would cost less if they spent less of tedious corporate bureaucracy, MUMs the Word!
by pornstitute August 16, 2023
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Word Court

The fictitious court of law where words go on trial.
A or the, place called NOWHERE exists not.”
“Thank you, Mr. Prosecutor. Mr. Defense Attorney, please state your case.”
Your honor, though a place called NOWHERE does not exist; the word NOWHERE offends no one, and society needs the word NOWHERE. Also, the word NOWHERE deserves to continue being used because it lets people designate the only NONPLACE, and it lets people appreciate more places that exist.”
“Hum. Good point Mr. Defense Attorney. Can you please give this court some examples of how people use the word NOWHERE?
“I can your honor. People use it in expressions such as, "Going NOWHERE", and, "Going NOWHERE fast", or when asked, "Where are you going?” they might reply, "NOWHERE”. The word NOWHERE also counterbalances the word SOMEWHERE—which is a word related to the words NON-VIOLENT, NON-SMOKER, NON-PERSON and approximately 200-words which start with the prefix NON, followed by a dash."
“Mr. Jury Foreman, does the jury have any comment on the word NOWHERE?
“No, it does not, Your Honor.”
“Starting today, Word Court will be accepting suggestions from the public on the use of the word NOWHERE, and will declare a verdict on its use 90-days from today. Case closed.”
Judge U.R. Wordy hits the gavel once.
by but for March 21, 2020
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+ New Word

Go add new words I need something to pass by class with.
by ugglet October 8, 2019
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Malay word

This from Malay word. It's came from dialek utara semenanjung Malaysia which means have know everything without research first. "pala tau". And to make it nice in writing. Palatao is the best.

Kau ni palatao.
by Lyuboz July 25, 2022
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Word Trap

A word that when used in a sentence causes the person hearing it to repeat it, asking what it is. The word in question then is combined with another word, making an inappropriate joke.

Top examples include:
Ligma (Ligma Balls)
Joe (Joe Mamma)
Sugondese (Sugondeese Nuts)
SawCon (SawCon These Nuts)
Updog (What's Updog?)
Below is an example of two of the top examples of Word Traps:
Person 1: Did you hear that Joe died from Ligma?
Person 2: Who's Joe?
Person 1: JOE MAMMA!
Person 2: What's Ligma?
Person 1: LIGMA BALLS LOLLLL
by CarelessCrasher February 24, 2023
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