Gotye me

When someone rejects you and stops talking to you and blocks you on social networks. It hurts because you used to be so close.

Girl: Maybe we shouldn't see each other anymore.
Guy: Your ass is amazing so, don't try to Gotye me!

by tigerlipbalm October 24, 2012

speedrun me

Often used in sexual intercourse. If a girl says this to you, she is most definitely a gamer, and wants you to fuck her as fast as possible.

Chloe looked up at Jake as he fucked her hard, and made out "Oooh, speedrun me!~"

by Ps3luver September 29, 2013

joshing me

stupid way of saying kidding me, that makes no sense

are you joshing me

by sara16742884 August 31, 2017

help me help me please

used when you is in need of help in a funny situation.

o im finna die,help me help me please?!

by prenstonbig May 3, 2017

tweet at me

another way of saying "get at me" on Twitter. or "follow me on twitter"

i'm on twitter, tweet at me!

by dr0ppabiiitch May 11, 2009

royce me

Among common gentlemen the species of doddsy noycey and furthyermore the founder of idiocy joycey have become household names. The founder one Rev'd Joyce is the captain of the clan. He invented royceing. To royce someone is to lubricate the underside of their doddsy and then noyce it as hard as you can.

How dare you call my mum a slag, now im gunna royce you really hard!
Fuking royce me!
Cum on aand royce me you big dicked mother fucker!
Shut up and royce me you chinese dodds
I fuking hate you joycey, royce me though

by Rev'd Noycey February 28, 2008

clock me

clock me is slang for “come at me”

1: don’t clock me ik this shit looks wack
2: ight

by axhlynn February 2, 2020