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Loyola University

squirrels are better looking than the boys. cold as fuck. too many girls. schools a bitch. have aweeeesomeeee sports teams. kids are always drunk. no parties though. its a good time. it really is...
"so how was your night?"

"i dont even know...made out with someone ugly as fuck and i don't even know his name...saw him at Loyola University today though. it was awkward."

HanYang university 

one of the best universities in Korea, Republic of.
It's located in Seoul and well know for its great engineering school.
HanYang university was founded in 1939.

California State University, Chico 

A cool-ish school in Northern California with a beautiful campus, nice facilities, and an acceptable quantity and quality of textbooks, but with sporadic shitty faculty. Your grades don't reflect your knowledge, they reflect how much a teacher likes you. You won't learn anything. Waste your time at a great place for spending time in a neat place where you can do personal study, and where the only people who have half a monkey's clue what they're doing here are the students, who tend to be friendly and polite for the most part. Parties are lamer than cheesy high school parties, but the crowd tends to be nice. Enjoy your otherwise comfortable and sanitary stay and the beautiful scenery. Plus side? Nice bars in town, and the Sierra Nevada brewery, and nice restaurants. And keep it hillbilly. :)
Douched #1: Yo dude, I got an F in this class at California State University, Chico, even though I did all the work and answered everything right, and handed it all in time! And I went to all the classes, because if you're absent more than the allowed time, you fail, because they take fucking roll like it's goddam pre-school!
Douched #2: That's because you didn't pleasure your Nazi teacher in a Satanist way and lucked out by not getting one of the cool ones. Don't bother petitioning, monkeys will not help you. Only the books in the library and bookstore can make your time here educationally worthwhile if your teacher is a Nazi.

Harvad University 

A group of retarted *Chantards who think they are causing mass "lulz" by DDoSing eRepublik and by attempting to take over nations and ruin them.

Their activities and IP's have been noted and the Banhammer is coming. Prosecution is also being looked into involving the Poliţia Română and Interpol.
LOK AT MeEeEeE! I R FRoM Harvad UnIv3rS1Ty!

"Harvad University" will come to know what its like to have a "Party Van" show up at their houses and take away their mothers computers.

Boston University

A university in Massachusetts that considers itself a rival of Boston College. It's not.
"Dude, isn't Boston University better than Boston College?"

"No."

"Oh...okay."

Florida State University 

This is the global capital for UF rejects, it is home to the most down syndrome male students, along side smashable, 10/10 females. 99% of its graduates end up working at Petco and/or Chick-Fil A for the entirety of their lives. Also home to the Seminoles, and world-renowned rapist, Jameis Winston.
Johnny is a retard that is failing every subject, therefore, Johnny will attend THE Florida State University and cry himself to sleep everyday.