top shelf

1) Good Liquor


2) To lift up the toilet cover (behind where you sit, where the drain and stuff is linked by the the cord or flush switch) and to take a shit in it. Next the party usually puts the lid back on and the owner of the toilet will not realize what the horrible smell is until he investigates thoroughly
Me) Yo bartender! Hook it up with a martini with some top shelf liquor!
Bartender) You got it parter

Brando) Yo man Im going to topshelf that bitch!
Me) Yeah main, that girl is a ho
by Shiba June 30, 2004
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top shelf

To choke and or cough while inhaling smoke, usually from Marijuana.
I'll pass the blunt, but don't top shelf it.
by Alex June 30, 2004
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top ramen

the process where I pop my dick in a skanks mouth and she procedes to suck me off before I skull fuck her
"Damn that bitch gave me some fucking good top ramen noodle last night!"
by phr34kr December 13, 2004
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off top

start off a fight
to spontaneously punch a person in the face
getting a off the top of your head
a saying to start a statement
yo he just off topped him

off top i dont know what your talking bout
by wildout January 18, 2006
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Service Top

A bottom that is in a top position. Constantly asking if they are doing good. Taking orders from a Dom but being on top. A sub that seems in control but can be flipped at any time.
Sub Male: Am I doing good? I wanna be a good boy! Tell me I'm a good boy please!

Dom: Yes, you're doing amazing. You're my good boy.

Person 1: What's a service top?
Person 2: You know John? He had sex with Becky last thursday. Said he was being dominated even though he was on top.
by DontAskAgainNow August 13, 2019
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Curly Tops

A term refering to negroes, based on the fact that their hair slightly resembles a mat of greasy, curly pubic hair.
Those damn curly tops stole my tape deck
by whiskyfist January 18, 2009
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Top Spinner

Bitch, Ass, Cunt, Pussy, Fucker, Motherfucker, Cockslap, Dick knocker, Knob Slobber, all the derogatory words; Wrapped in 2 Convienient and Easy to use word(s).
Look at that old lady struggling to lift her grocery bag, What a top Spinner.

look at that faggot jock, what a top spinner
by [CIA]Justin[ePc] August 16, 2003
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