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Eling

Being unbearable/unlikeable and over all not being worth talking to, due to your lack of your willingness to complete a task
"Why are you Eling"
by Dr. Ursula June 5, 2022
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el ryderto

El Ryderto
by El Ryderto May 3, 2022
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El Patrón

It's a guy who is always skipping class, he doesn't study a shit and somehow he still passes (sometimes), he is also always getting into trouble and being "amonestado" (punished) by the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), usually when that happens, she says "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of saying that the Patrón is gonna be punished. The Patrón is also doing crazy cool stuff such as burning a lake, beating up a yonqui, or even shouting silly shit such ass "soyyy aññañin" in the middle of the class. However, he also has some smart sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or " "te wa mochar compadre".

It's easy to recognize him, he always wears a chandal, and if by any chance he has gone to class, you will find him at the back of the class makinando about the teacher's jeans. He also doesn't know a shit about English, so if he finds out this definition about him, it won't matter as he won't understand. Pigeon.

This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company, but the real patrón is El Patrón.
AHHH, el Patrón, jaajjaj se ha cargado la pizarra
by tumadretieneunapolla January 17, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonabscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)
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Fury of El Dorado

Is when two guys are having sex with a woman and then accidentally start urinating on her
She really saw the Fury of El Dorado last night if you know what I mean.
by GTrainK October 14, 2020
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El

People named El are usually really hot and have a massive dick. They are good friends to have and will make you fall in love with them.
El is so hot, i cant believe they’re real.
by slut4kuromi November 21, 2021
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El Kalai

they are most generous persons on the freeking universe. Having an El Kalai in your life is the biggest blessing that could exist. They are skaters. If you have this name, you'll become richer than Trump. Trust me.
the futures masters of the world, a real organisation.... (Like Francs-maçons...)
OMG, did you kill this child for the El Kalai's to become rich and save the universe from Thanos?
by paramécie November 22, 2021
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