Dutch Handrail

The act of stretching a condom over the rim of a cup, and proceeding to have sex with it.

My girlfriend doesn't do it quite like a Dutch Handrail.

by zpa May 12, 2012

Dutch perogie

When you bring cheez whiz into the bed, put it in your partner's butt crack, then lick it out. Potatoes and veggies optional but recommended

Dude, you know that chick I took home last night? I gave her a Dutch Perogie.

Bro, seek out professional help

by Dehydratedninja March 31, 2022

Dutch vote

Showing up to vote, but instead of voting, the person cranks out a rank fart and leaves the stench for the enjoyment of the next voter.

I didn't agree with any of the candidates so I just left a dutch vote.

by Hard Harry August 18, 2020

Dutch Gas Chamber

Dutch Gas Chamber
Farting in an actual sauna.

I was sitting in the sauna at the gym and some guy in there turned it into a Dutch Gas Chamber.

by soccs11 January 05, 2025

Dutch Chimney

The act of wearing a hoodie (zip or pull over) while sitting on the toilet and taking a shit, so that the gases rise into, and steep in side the hoodie, then releasing the smell into the person

Man, I was taking a huge shit and I accidentally gave my self a Dutch Chimney!

by Miniguy129 November 17, 2015

Dutch Smurf

The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.

" That girl last night was propper kinky. Gave me a good old Dutch Smurf!

by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020

dutch pride

When a blonde man says "if ya ain't Dutch ya ain't much"

Dutch pride was vibrant in the pastry contest

by Portuguese are the bees knees November 26, 2016