by El Steve-O June 11, 2006
Get the Cock-parademug. An unbelievably large amount, larger than a shit-ton. Generally speaking, take an quantity of something that an average person may have and multiply it by a depressing amount.
Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time
Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time
Friend: Hey you tryna grab a beer tonight?
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.
by Don Hector November 11, 2019
Get the cock-tonmug. by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018
Get the Cock magicmug. A gun fixed underneath a desk preferbly located in prisons and correctional insistutions....ready to blast the cock off any man trying to mouth off
In Death Race, there was a 'cock-gun' which can be located in the prison wardens office.
Jason Statham was close to getting his cock blown off by a cock-gun
Jason Statham was close to getting his cock blown off by a cock-gun
by Red_Scorpi0n August 9, 2010
Get the cock-gunmug. A cock that can start out incredibly small and turn outrageously big. The ultimate grower not shower.
HER: At first it was so small I almost laughed. But then it just kept growing and growing. You must have a Megatron cock.
by Todd Johnson Sr. August 24, 2017
Get the Megatron cockmug. When the woman is mad at you and is dry for something you did and it prevents you from staying hard and fucking her.
Kelly was so mad at John for flirting with other woman that when they tried to have sex John ended upwith Karma cock.
by sharage1 April 2, 2011
Get the Karma Cockmug. by ohsean May 19, 2010
Get the cock rashmug.