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The white, sperm free substance that comes from a mans dick after having the snip.
When you blow your load of cock muck in a slut theres no chance she will fall pregnant.
by Tony Balony the Phony February 23, 2019
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Oct 31 Word of the Day
1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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cockmuck is a norn irish term for cum!
here love fuck sake wipe the cockmuck off yer bake before ye go in til yer house!
by ceelad August 06, 2006
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