“Omg you have croc cock?!
“Is that a croc cock?
I watched a porno the other day and this bloke had a croc cock
The condom looked like croc cock
Did I just get impregnated by a croc cock?
“Is that a croc cock?
I watched a porno the other day and this bloke had a croc cock
The condom looked like croc cock
Did I just get impregnated by a croc cock?
by Eatmyasslikeatranny July 31, 2019
A cock that can start out incredibly small and turn outrageously big. The ultimate grower not shower.
HER: At first it was so small I almost laughed. But then it just kept growing and growing. You must have a Megatron cock.
by Todd Johnson Sr. August 24, 2017
Ashley: Dayum girl see this guy over there
Amanda: Yeah girl I see him
Ashley: I think he had a flamingo cock it’s been like that for 20 minutes
Amanda: Dayum girl
Amanda: Yeah girl I see him
Ashley: I think he had a flamingo cock it’s been like that for 20 minutes
Amanda: Dayum girl
by Daddy Vlone February 25, 2018
A verb used to describe an ancient creature who will go to almost any length to stop you getting some action; a blatant attempt to hate on one's game
Person 1 - " Dude, what was up with Steven last night ? "
Person 2 - " I know right, what a cock-blocko'saurs "
Person 2 - " I know right, what a cock-blocko'saurs "
by 'Denver's Finest' March 15, 2022
Person 1: Hey man, can you do the cotton eye joe?
Person 2: Did you just say cock nacho?
Person 1: No, I said cotton eye joe.
Person 2: Ohh, no I can’t.
Person 2: Did you just say cock nacho?
Person 1: No, I said cotton eye joe.
Person 2: Ohh, no I can’t.
by AsteroidFox5609 January 30, 2019
Car cock
An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).
This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).
This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
"Im sorry kids, we cant sit inside Crunchy Fried Chicken today, we are gonna have to go to the drive thru......daddies got car cock"
by Burning blue soul January 08, 2017
by Wrongfellow March 02, 2019