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spud monkey

Man I just dropped a fat spud monkey
by ratty316 December 30, 2020
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Monkey Month

by Smokey78 February 22, 2011
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syrup monkey

When a guy pulls a girls ears as he cums on her face.
I gave that Asian hooked a total syrup monkey last night!
by Shae wrote this shit March 9, 2015
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monkey guarding

1. To stand in the way and wave arms frantically, like blocking a shot in basketball or soccer, usually without moving from the target area.

2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.

3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.
1. Buckwheat was penalized for once again monkey guarding the net.

2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.

3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.
by HurtMyDog IKillYourCat November 6, 2010
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Pot monkey

Nickname for any stoner who tokes too much.
Also can be used to offend stoners who are stoned.
Dude, pass the spliff you pot monkey!
by unrealt87 December 7, 2004
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monkey button

A monkey button is my term for any tool, program, script, thingamajig, that let's you essentially push a button to complete some repetitive task. Simplifying an otherwise complicated task into something any monkey can do. The ultimate monkey button is one that doesn't even require a monkey. It just runs itself, going off at some predetermined interval.
Dude, you can fire spots on both radio stations with this monkey button I made!
by DJSLAM March 5, 2005
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skinned monkey

When you ex wife dates another ugly ass dude and you decide to drop diss track on him.
Pete finna get BEAT like a skinned monkey.
by 1rainzy January 16, 2022
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