It's always bad news. It's either your girl wants to talk to you because she thinks you cheated or your parents found all that stuff you hid on your phone like porn or just some really weird crap
Mum: Sweetheart, we need to talk
Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum?
Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn*
Jeff: Fuck.
Or
Becky: Baby, we need to talk.
Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh*
Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister?
Jeff: Fuck.
Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum?
Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn*
Jeff: Fuck.
Or
Becky: Baby, we need to talk.
Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh*
Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister?
Jeff: Fuck.
by It's_Kiera_Bitch September 4, 2020
Get the We need to talkmug. A survivor of a suicide attempt.
by Xavier96 September 22, 2022
Get the Dead Man Talkingmug. John “Have you heard of those Japanese talking toilets”
Sam “No”
John “Look it up then , they are weird”
Sam “No”
John “Look it up then , they are weird”
by Eye Ladies July 16, 2022
Get the Japanese talking toiletmug. Barber Talk with Reneofny is a Haircutting talk show on the web where men discuss world issues with the barber while getting their hairs cut.
by SolidHaiti.Tv October 26, 2017
Get the Barber Talk with Reneofnymug. Used To pretend the other doesn't know you'll do more than talk. You'll hurt. Make them pay. You won't actually. But you want to.
Sarah: they were really rude, and I'm really sensitive about that! I cried for ages, I can't believe them!
Michelle: don't worry I'll talk to them 😈 *grabs baseball bat*
Michelle: don't worry I'll talk to them 😈 *grabs baseball bat*
by Spychopenstabber March 23, 2019
Get the i'll talk to themmug. (my friend ask this the other day and I came up with this answer)
ORT: Other Room Talking; a common occurrence where in your domestic partner starts talking to you from another room in the same residence without any concern of whether or not you are listing. This is triggered by being in the same building. Response to this is veritable and not subject to any decipherable condition. More study and deeper research is needed in this area to find the cause or and possible cure for this milady.
ORT: Other Room Talking; a common occurrence where in your domestic partner starts talking to you from another room in the same residence without any concern of whether or not you are listing. This is triggered by being in the same building. Response to this is veritable and not subject to any decipherable condition. More study and deeper research is needed in this area to find the cause or and possible cure for this milady.
why does my wife/husbin wait for me to be across the house before they start talking to me?
dude it's OTR Other Room Talking
dude it's OTR Other Room Talking
by Rat Dan August 25, 2018
Get the Other Room Talkingmug. When a talkative employee lets his boss ejaculate into his dirty lil ace hole. And then pushes out the wet soggy almond droppings.
by Big Bad Daddy March 9, 2019
Get the Talkative Almond crappermug.