Tech Talk Tommy

A very kind man who is also described as an NPC quite regularly.
He is very intelligent and caring towards others

Tech talk Tommy is so kind 😍😍😍

by Dangerman69 February 9, 2023

We need to talk

It's always bad news. It's either your girl wants to talk to you because she thinks you cheated or your parents found all that stuff you hid on your phone like porn or just some really weird crap

Mum: Sweetheart, we need to talk
Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum?
Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn*
Jeff: Fuck.

Or

Becky: Baby, we need to talk.
Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh*
Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister?
Jeff: Fuck.

by It's_Kiera_Bitch September 4, 2020

We need to talk.

If your girlfriend gives you this text, you're out of luck. If somebody else does though, they searched your browser history and found your "secret stuff."

"My girlfriend says we need to talk. I'm gonna hide and change my identity if you don't mind.

by Masterchief2653 April 1, 2015

man talk grease

man make shit up and show off

man talk grease but thats all fake

by dyako901 March 9, 2017

we need to talk

ohh you are in big fucking trouble

worker: *shits in bosses cup*
boss: we need to talk.
worker: oh fuck

by nathan sucks July 11, 2021

Talkative Almond crapper

When a talkative employee lets his boss ejaculate into his dirty lil ace hole. And then pushes out the wet soggy almond droppings.

While doing lawn work for his boss Mike Had a Talkative Almond crapper experience.

by Big Bad Daddy March 9, 2019

talk 2 me

Talk 2 Me Is what it is but it’s more to it than that so Talk 2 Me Cause I Talk Back.

OTC Talk 2 Me Cause I Talk Back!

by OTC Savage February 5, 2018