When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.
Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!
The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
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A condition of body and mind that typically recurs while watching television in which the eyes are closed, the postural muscles relaxed, the activity of the brain altered, and consciousness of broadcasted, streamed, or recorded programming content is - for all intents and purposes - practically suspended.
Whilst watching a romantic-comedy on Netflix last night, my partner started binge-sleeping every time I cuddled up next to them.
by DPRutt April 4, 2023
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