Pembroke sausage

Condimenting the male genitalia with ketchup, mustard, and relish for another person to enjoy.

Dude, my girl only likes blowing me if I have a Pembroke sausage.

by Ecdad July 08, 2018

Sausage and Eggs

A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".

I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs

by dustybluebear August 01, 2020

sausage pan

Sausage pans are hot, greasy, burnt, and stuffed with sausage. Just like your mom.

You: Omg today is so good!
Me: Shut the fuck up, sausage pan.

You: Okay.

You: Did you see how sloppy drunk Jimmy was last night? So annoying.

Me: Yeah, that dude is burnt out. He’s such a fucking sausage pan.

You: OMG! So true

by May 22, 2022

Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich

When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.

hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.

by Kingpoopy3ird March 30, 2016

sausage hand

When someone has fingers that look like sausages

You got sausage hand bro.

by Mooseman0424 May 15, 2016

Sandy Sausage

This is when a lady fills her vagina full of sand on the beach and then a man enters with consent.

Hi Sandra do you want to go to the beach and practice doing a Sandy Sausage?

by Oldburyslappa October 07, 2021

Sausage Slicing

The act of cutting ones sausage (penis) for sexual pleasure or torture

Dude last night Betty tied me to her bed and started sausage slicing me I was screaming in pain and pleasure

by Damen doggy January 21, 2017