The Jizz Line

The name of the placement you are in when behind the barrier at a concert so that if a band member were to jizz in a straight line from the stage, it would hit you in the face. This can apply to the singer or the other guitarists.

It is a term to brag with about your position when obtaining a great barrier space.

"Omg the barrier, I'm right in the central Jizz Line!!"

"I didn't get The Jizz Line for Tom but I'm in DK's YAY!"

(on phone) "Yes I got here safely mom, and I'm in The Jizz Line!!!"

"Shall we queue for the concert and try to get The Jizz Line?"

by Tahariel July 4, 2012

narnia jizz

slang nickname for coconut rum when drunk straight.

dat ho is drunk yo! what'd she have? Narnia Jizz!

by akolaad May 16, 2016

Jizz Volcano

When it wasn’t that good and the jizz just falls like a disappointing magma flow

“Man, I only got a little jizzle dribble like my shit was a jizz volcano!”

by VolcanicJizz May 28, 2025

Jizz infection

The annoying odour women get down there is caused by a change in pH balance from semen entering her vagina.

She wont without a condom or she'll have to deal with a fresh jizz infection afterwards.

by Golove November 2, 2019

Rizz and jizz

Fanum taxing the Ohio sigma will Drive the Gyatt to Skibidi town

"I',m going to rizz and jizz"

by Mark's May 7, 2024

Jizz Hands

What you call #85 on the Bears because he can’t catch a football

#85 doesn’t know y how to hold onto the ball. He’s got jizz hands.

by Snatch Smasher December 20, 2021

Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.

The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016