Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.

I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024

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by lillysapoopybutt July 25, 2023

L woman

A woman who contributes to and supports favorable social inequalities between genders.

"Only an L woman expects their man to pay for every date."

by Fcking_Chuck June 25, 2024

Woman-phobic

A person who is like Andrew Tate.

Michael: "Dude, what is a Woman-phobic even?"
Andrew: "I HATE WOMAN!"
Woman: "Hello!"
Andrew: "Hello M'Lady are you a woman?"
Woman: "Yes"
Andrew: *takes out a whip and starts beating her* "Go to the kitchen NOW!!!!"

by Abney The Ugly Rat March 31, 2023

That Woman

Confident, untouchable, chic. All the guys are afraid to date her because she is commitment material. All the girls look up to her because she knows who she is and does not tolerate nonsense. She is that woman.

"See Grace over there? She always looks like she has it together. She is 'that woman!'"

by totustuus March 28, 2024

Woman-kind

Mankind, but without the "man". Should be called woperchild instead, 2.1/10

Lesbian Feminist: I'm going to complain online for woman-kind!
Redpilled dude: zoo-wee-mama!

by dongdong1 April 12, 2021

Woman-Look

The quick glance, when looking for an item, a female significant other makes when her husband has asked her to look for something that she deems unimportant or just, would rather, not have it found.

"She totally did a woman-look when I asked her to pick up my game. It was right where i said it would be!"

by Silkenthread August 24, 2018