A sandwich that may or may not have a dead rat inside. Upon ordering the Dead Rat Surprise at any sandwich shop, an employee will slice six loaves of bread and toss a dead rat into one. They will then roll a dice and use the bread indicated by the die for your sandwich. The other loaves of bread will be served to other customers.
I ordered the Dead Rat Surprise at Subway last night. I feel bad for the fool who got the rat sandwich.
by averagemint May 7, 2022
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by TheBushwackers June 2, 2017
Get the Surprise Bush mug.Nathaniel had his lollipop surprise taken care of by Cameron as Sean, Jonathan, Ethan and Simon watch.
by PrayerHub May 28, 2021
Get the Lollipop Surprise mug.When a man is plowing a woman from behind and is about to ejaculate, he spits on her back to have the woman believe he has finished. When the woman turns around the man dumps his backed up load into her eye followed by a kick to her shin so she hops around with her hand on her eye and screams "ARGH!!".
Ian: I dont think ill be talking to Sarah anymore Bill.
Bill: Why not bro?
Ian: Last night i hit her with the Surprise Pirate. She hopped out the fucking window
Bill: SAV!!!!
Bill: Why not bro?
Ian: Last night i hit her with the Surprise Pirate. She hopped out the fucking window
Bill: SAV!!!!
by ThatDudeGuyMan December 15, 2016
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Get the choo choo, here i am surprise bitch! mug.I was getting busy with the lady friend and almost hit the ceiling when I got the puppersnoot surprise
by Cold Brew May 20, 2024
Get the Puppersnoot Surprise mug.Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
by brian 2 February 1, 2024
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