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Michael Hitt 

Richie: Ha ha. I get it. Mike Hunt is "my cunt".
Gary: Now say "Michael Hitt" fast.
Richie: ........damn.
Michael Hitt by JimboWales August 20, 2010

Michael Phelps 

swimming god

Half man, half fish
dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals.
2008 Bejing Olympics where he won 8 gold medals with 7 world records and 1 olympic record.
I have the opportunity to be part of swimming history. To take the sport to a new level would be an honor for me. There's no better time to try this than now.
-Michael Phelps
Michael Phelps by taweesa March 3, 2011

Michael J. Font 

A style of writing looking like the script of one with Parkinson's disease. See also, Chicken Scratch and Michael J Fox.
My teacher tried to grade my paper, but couldn't read it because I wrote in Michael J. Font.

michael huggins

a really hot guy , cute, sweet, loads of girls wish they could be he's girlfriend, and is perfect in his own little way xx
michael huggins by caitlan leigh October 26, 2013

Michael Garcia 

This right here ladies and gentleman is what we like to call "one fly mother fucker". The amount of swag this mighty alpha man has managed to lather every inch of his body with is unpresidented. Being in a room with Mike AKA Mr "I won't remember you but you'll remember me" is like being in a furnace becasuse he's that hot. "panties will fly and knees will buckle" is the saying in this Sacramento natives house.
Michael Garcia by @kingsleepless December 20, 2016

Michael Jackson 

i am 100% sure that Michael Jackson was not a pedophile