Micheal jordan fan boys who want to be a jordan son and think he can do no wrong just like skip bayless
by Mr Blue Benjamin June 14, 2023
Get the Skip Jordanmug. Hym "I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie by telling the truth and now he's trying to do it to me by lying. And you're all going along with it so you can lie to yourselves."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Liemug. The love of my life. She's always there for me when I need her, or when I need to feel loved or cared for. She makes me feel safe whenever she holds me. She knows how to put a smile on my face whenever I need it. I always show her off to everyone and am proud and happy to say she is mine. I don't know what I would do without her. I would be nothing without her. No one has ever made me feel like this. No one has ever made me think of having a future with someone like she does. No matter how many arguments, fights, or anything bad we go through, I will never leave her or not love her. Shes my entire world. Shes always on my mind, I'm always thinking about her and our future together. I cherish our relationship more than anything in this entire world. i could have never imagined even having a girlfriend and her being the one. because she is the one. shes the one i want to spend the rest of my life with and marry. i cant wait for our wedding day and seeing how happy she is. And when i read my vows out loud to everyone, they'll see how much I love her and being with her. i love my jordan.
by bigittybish6969 July 25, 2022
Get the jordanmug. 
A guy who literally just farted metaphorically. Sometimes it’s a small poop situation. Usually on accident in that case. Loving, he’s very loving. Often kind. Very funny. As we’ve established he farted. Maybe pooped his pants. When he’s looking you in the eyes when time stops in the universes of his hazel eyes. You’ll feel one with the universe , space dust made significant by unifying with the vast expanse of everything in existence. He’ll maybe let out a little frett brettt kinda fart… later he’ll excuse himself. You’ll miss him immediately. Your heart will demand his return. Your nose will know it wasn’t a fart and that it’ll be a minute before he comes back. Because he totally skanked his pants, blart blat style.
by NotJrdyn November 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. This guy who loves boba and his favorite color is green. He is a very hard working guy and is very kind ig. They also typically watch anime and has a cat
by This user July 6, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. he's a boy who use to like Aya so much but not anymore but Aya was a very very cute and nice girl to him she was crying all night for Jordan is a handsome man but only with Aya if he was with other girls he would look like trash
by kerime June 16, 2021
Get the jordanmug.