SC Johnson

An all-encompassing term that can be used to refer to one's ass crack, scrotum, and penis at once.

S = Sack
C = Crack
Johnson = Penis

Richard: I used a new trimmer on my SC Johnson last night, and it went better than expected.
Alex: Have you ever tried using Nair? It works pretty well for mine.

by wlofa August 12, 2025

Tiny Johnson

A small penis

I think that guy's poor attitude is linked to having a tiny Johnson

by DutchRub September 27, 2025

Nuggie Johnson

Nuggie Johnson refers to the famous Basketball player, Nuggie Johnson. Nuggie Johnson is the best basketball player of all time, according to the fans

Nuggie Johnson is my glorious king

by Ares_Destroyer69 February 27, 2025

Bulbous Johnson

Bulbous Johnson refers to the penis being very large and bulging.

The term originated in Atlanta, USA.

Man I just used my Bulbous Johnson on that gal

by Pencil J. March 13, 2025

Roaring Johnson

The act of a 2 man golf team struggling to stand up the task of challenging their rivals.

Doogz and Dev done a Roaring Johnson today, they now have to buy Herm and Nails a schooner

by Nails420 April 18, 2025

Jack Johnson

When a man ejaculates on the knuckles of his fist, and then punches his partner in the face with that fist.

They were getting it on, and right before he came, he pulled out, nutted on his fist, and gave her Jack Johnson.

by AcidBrainProductions January 29, 2026

Hobo Johnson

the weirdest but funniest artist on earth

do you like hobo johnson :Person

no. :Everyone

by yungswagsurfer July 10, 2025