Found in Maine, it is a prep school in the middle of nowhere. A school that deceives you with its pretty campus and views. Once you're there, it only goes downhill. Teachers are paid less than McDonald’s workers and act like it, and the average time a teacher works there is either 1 year or 20 years, no in between. Sampson Hall, the main dorm for the boys, is basically a prison where the roof clasps in one room annually, the showers never seem to work, and the toilets don’t flush all the time. If you like the cold, it is the perfect fit for you since the heat doesn’t work or works too well with room temperatures varying from 50 to 90 degrees. Be careful when drinking water from the tap, given that they recently found an unsafe amount of lead. Be cautious in the science building, given that mold is everywhere and looks like an abandoned building from the 1940s. 60% of the students are normal and fun, but the other 40% look like the kids in the Adams family or act like them. These are the kids that either will deal drugs to the foreign kids or show up to your final exam on shrooms and no matter how bad you screw up, you get four more chances to do something worse they are so desperate to get more kids that they would enroll a kid that has been expelled from 4 other schools. Make sure you know foreign languages because 70% of the school is from different countries, and what’s worse than Rich American preppy kids is Rich Foreign preppy Kids
by BruhKH January 7, 2025

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by MacDaddyHatesFrankie February 21, 2017

When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.
Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”
Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”
Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”
Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”
Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”
by Gaysofthunder69 February 22, 2021

by hello, hello. October 25, 2008

An upper-middle-class with a good school district and nice kids. In Dix Hills, we have some rich people but not everyone is rich. This is most definitely NOT an area where people pull up with Lamborghinis out of their million-dollar houses. Most people in this area make an annual income of 115,000, so this area definitely isn't steaming rich. I live here and everyone here is nice to your face, but sometimes they say stuff behind your back but its never that mean. Yeah, some of the kids are smart but that doesn't mean everyone is. This area does not have overachievers it rather has average achievers.
by King Triditan September 29, 2020

Jacob Hill has a huge johnson and weird hair, he is irish with ocean blue eyes, and has a fresh trim and he is sitting next to me in english rn.
by Bradley boss November 12, 2023
