Ogre Dick

A disease that makes your cock look like a cucumber, it is abnormally large tearing apart young innocent female nuns.

Jim's ogre dick ripped lindsays tight butthole open.

by cockboyjones October 21, 2011

Club Dick

An oddly shaped dick, that resembles a capital T

This is Will, he has a Club dick

by Taim 101 June 15, 2010

Dick Sac

An insult which includes the sac and the dick.

Han- Gosh Viccy you're a sac of balls.
Viccy- shut up
Mel- No Viccy you are a dick.
Viccy- Quit it guys.
Mel- No wait, you are a dick sac.

by AmazingJesus February 23, 2009

Pavlov's Dick

a condition where, after receiving an unexpected, late night text from a girl you have fucked in the past, you get an instant boner in anticipation of whats about to go down

AJ: "Damn, i really gotta start studyin for this test"

--phone buzzes---

Text from Nikki: "heyy what r u doing??"

--PAVLOV'S DICK--

by Genghis901 September 5, 2013

dick sweats

Dick sweats is when you wake up with a big hard, and your dick and balls are all sticky and sweaty. It almost feels like you rode it hard and put it away wet, but you didn't.

Man, I woke up last night with the dick sweats!

by dickzzz July 8, 2011

bounce that dick

the most badass perverted and catchy song on youtube yet created by JennaMarbles

Dude have u heard bounce that dick yet?

Yeah man! That song got me bouncin my dick all night!

by anonymousstripper December 31, 2011

Dick choke

When a person is giving a blow job and the man gets either too thrusty or is very large and the receiving party chokes.

Girl 1: Hey, Girl did you see that bulge in his pants?
Girl 2: Yes! He for sure would cause a dick choke.

or

Girl 1: That girl is such a drag and talks way too much
Girl 2: She needs a good dick choke, that would shut her up!

by flterbi69 June 5, 2012