Finger Phobia

Having a fear of people's fingers whether they are:
1.) Deformed.
2.) Unusually positioned while doing something.
3.) Smelly.
4.) Or just funny looking in general.

A-"Look, look at her fingers when she does that!"
G-"Oh geez, she looks like she has fingers like a crab!"
A-"Uh oh. You and I have finger phobia!"
G-"I guess we do :/"
A-"True Life: I have finger phobia."

by Two anonymous people. December 9, 2008

two-fingered butt saw

The placement of index and middle finger into another persons anal cave, and moving them in a back and forth "saw" motion.

Dude if you don't cut the attitude I will have to break out the two-fingered butt saw and give you an adjustment.

by Lt. One-Eye September 30, 2006

Five Finger Fucking

another word to replace kidding

to put all five finger in your girlfriends cooch

Person 1 "I got 8 grand selling my liver on the the black market"

Person 2 "You've got to be five finger fucking me."

by Raziel Kain February 5, 2008

National Finger Ass Day

April 2nd is National Finger Ass Day

Are you ready to finger some ass on National Finger Ass Day?

by Kboyleswag June 28, 2016

Four finger up

Holding 4 finger up in a photo is a secrete way of saying that you are homosexual/gay

Four finger up

by Le pedo james July 1, 2022

fingerbang

MDK's Song called, Fingerbang.

Dude, Did you listen to MDK's new song, Fingerbang?

Yeah dude! It's the best song by MDK by far!

by WobblyMan May 23, 2019

fingercuff

The act in which a girl, usually a slut, has one Cock in her mouth and another in her vag.

When we were fingercuffing that bitch Leor hit her from behind so hard my whole 3 inch cock was forced into her mouth and she hurled all over the place.

Watch Chasing Amy and you can see that chick get finger cuffed. Well they talk about it atleast.

by Jon December 7, 2003