door hog

Rose Dawson.

Literally, what else can I say? If Rose hadn't been such a self-centered door hog, our magnificently magnificent Jack would've lived, and he and Rose would've lived a white and vilified happily ever after with five babies, uber staged holiday photos, a collection of Bob Marley CDs to put a cultural spin on themselves, pantries full of quinoa and flavored yogurt, over complicated Starbucks orders, and of course- sex every Saturday. They probably would've hired a ghostwriter to write a mediocre picture book about their story because it's just.so.swoon worthy. Am I right? Rose, look at the opportunities you missed out on! because you're such a door whore.

by dysfunctional_ravenclaw June 8, 2017

Dolo

dad polo = dolo
Basically, any polo that screams "I've got kids but I want to look like I don't."

Damn, Jimmy is rocking that dolo! How old is he again?

by gottahave_mypops July 20, 2017

door knob twist

When a man with a chode chodebecomes erect erect and someone else clutches the bulge bulge through the pants and twists it like a door knob.

Example:
Girl: Omg! Your dick dick looks like a door knob through your pants

Boy: Do you want to try and door knob twist it?

by Boppin' Beter August 29, 2017

Door knob

A school friendly word for stupid.

my friend tripped in the hallway and I called him a door knob.

by Your a door knob September 16, 2017

Dodor

Dodor is a Synonym for a REALLY big Penis.

"Wow dude you got a giant Dodor!"

"Holy shit Carl! Look at his enormous Dodor!"

"Dude.. The girl yesterday couldn't even take half of my Dodor!"

by Stambefyren September 29, 2017

dolir

A man of unusual humor, also has a large penis.

My parents gave me a strange name Dolir, but I'm not upset, because of huge dick.

by 1892 October 3, 2017

dolofied

Completely Alone or Solo.
Single
To myself

I am completely dolofied

by IrritatedData October 21, 2017