Dirty Jon

Using a driving glove to have a wank, especially when driving a Landrover on the M25.
Aah, this traffic jam is awful. I think I'll releive the boredom and have Dirty Jon...
by ThatBoyBotter April 18, 2020
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Dirty Necktie

When you have anal sex with a woman then titty fuck resulting in a brown streak inbetween her breasts this is called a dirty necktie
Did you hear he gave her a dirty necktie last night?
by kiribayashi March 03, 2008
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Dirty Derry

A sex position in which a male is pounding a lactating woman's b-hole from behind while simultaneously milking her swollen nipples like a cow. After he finishes in her, he pulls out, only to dump the breast milk back into her gaping b-hole. She then proceeds to let it ooze out while softly moaning, "mooooooo!" This position is exclusive to Derry, NH.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about that incident in Derry, NH involving a bunch of pregnant females?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was covered in breast milk after I gave each of them the 'ole Dirty Derry."
by Dirty Derry Boyz January 15, 2014
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Dirty Windshield

A sexual act where one person wraps his/her head in saran wrap and watches as the asshole opens and closes from another person who is crapping on thier face.
Guy 1- "I heard Tommy really loved it when Janice gave him a DIRTY WINDSHIELD"
Guy 2- "I heard that also..."
Guy 1- "Could you give me a DIRTY WINDSHIELD?"
Guy 2- " Oh but of course!"
by PA Control January 12, 2011
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Dirty Diner

Reference to a male's or female's booty that is dined upon by their sexual partner in a spirited bout of analingus but it's found to simply be too raunch and unclean to continue.
Did you eat her ass out braaaahhh?
I tried broohhhh but it was a dirty diner and I just had to back out. I can still smell it in my nose and it's been like 3 days ago yo!
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2015
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Dirty Ramen

Just ramen with wock. This is prepared by mixing prescription-strength cough or cold syrup containing codeine and promethazine with raw egg and dirty noodles.
I just poured some dirty ramen in my double cup
Yo those dirty ramen ain't shit
by WockEnjoyer2005 February 27, 2023
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dirty kit

the antibacterial bag that separates dirty from clean.
hey mate have you bought your dirty kit yet?
by steven146 August 29, 2020
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