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dot cum

What does Lance do at the office? He visits his favorite dot cum, and jacks his beanstalk!
by Gheyellah August 8, 2006
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Cumming, Ga

A town in North Georgia. It is located in the heart of Forsyth County, GA. Despite its name the town has nothing to do with actually cumming. You may laugh at the name of the town but it is nothing to be laughing at. The town is a great place to live and has many wonder people.
Cumming, GA was founded in 1845.
by Gertlermust October 14, 2007
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cum button

When you jerk off on your stomach, and some of your spooge gets in your belly button. It hardens into an edible button. Kind of like those candy buttons.
After your Mom blew me, I satiated her hunger with a freshly pressed cum button.
by Sweatyygrundle December 9, 2008
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cum surprise

while fooling around with your g/f and you tell them you are about to cum. they think they are going to see a little cum - instead your penis simply explodes and erupts like a volcano, covering your partner in thick streams of cum... "Surprise"!!
Maria was rubbing my penis over her breasts. When I told her I was about to cum - she wasn't ready for the 'cum surprise, she got
by Blast-a-choo January 23, 2008
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cum shot

When a guy reaches his climax and cums all over the girl!
Oh my God his cum shot went right in my face!
by Demo-squasher November 6, 2011
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pre-cum

Clear lubricating fluid secreted from penis after arousal.
Precum oozed from his throbbing cock head.
by Vega$ Bill November 28, 2002
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cum shot of cum shit

I just got done cum shot of cum shitting that dumb bitch
by Scatty August 11, 2004
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