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Crotch Crop

In other simple terms it is your pubic hairs near your reproductive system
“Oh dude ...I gotta shave my crotch crop !”
by Del Taco Lord August 30, 2019
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crotch drift

Smelly cootchie and the wafting scent emanating from it
On the camping trip, after three days of no showers, there was considerable crotch drift from the ladies of the group.
by Shanaynee September 1, 2019
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Cronch

The hard crust residue in dirty/used underwear; the desire to perform oral sex on dirty genitalia, in the case of low hygiene standards it may be used twice.
“I don’t care if your panties hard in the middle, cronch cronch Motherfucker” ; “you know that girl desarae? She left her thong in my bathroom and it was dried to a cronch ”
by Dickcheeseyy November 17, 2019
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CROTCH BOGGLE

When a person grabs a man by the balls and gazes into the very being of his soul.
Evan got crotch boggled by the cologne guy in the restroom.
by Saikosekai November 21, 2019
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crotch jaw

Pain and stiffness in the jaw muscles resulting from aggressively eating pussy for long periods of time. Acute crotch jaw follows which results in the jaw becoming temporarily misaligned due to muscle inflammation. Symptoms usually subside within 4 to 24 hours without medical treatment, depending on the severity of the condition and how hard you cleaned the canoe.
"I literally had to push my fucking chin back into place from the crotch jaw I got going down on that bitch. Jesus Christ."
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
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crotch monster

A bigfoot for your balls. a quite pleasing for a gamer name
The crotch monster is prepared to take you
by your old gradmother December 9, 2019
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Crotchier

To have a large genital area. To have a large cameltoe or package.
To have a foul odered crotch area.
My blind date was a little crotchier than I had expected. Or. In a blindfold test, girl #3 was quite crotchier than girl #1.
by Redsonja101 October 20, 2019
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