chode maxxing

The act of unapologetically embracing and enhancing one's inner (and outer) chode energy to absurd, often grotesque levels—usually for attention, dominance, or ironic self-expression. Can include behaviors like flexing micro gains, wearing compression shorts in non-athletic settings, or acting like an alpha while clearly being a beta.

"Bro showed up to brunch in pit-v stained tank top, talked about his crypto losses for an hour, and called it a 'grindset.' Straight up chode maxxing."

by revolade April 9, 2025

chode attack

When a bunch of women chomp some chewy chode

Yesterday my sister and her friends gave me a chode attack .

by Chewychodechamper May 12, 2016

chode

a penis that curves off to one side or the other

My chode breaks to the right.

by binchmerkin December 9, 2008

chode

a penis that is wider than it is long.

jessica: oh show me that ten incher daddy
Antwon: ok here you go
jessica: OMG thats a chode, i thought u meant 10inches long not 10 inches wide

by #CPF #CHARLIE=SIMP FOR PEYTON December 14, 2021

chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.

"hahaha my guy has a chode, so I dumped him"

by Dedoid jnr69 April 3, 2017

Chode

When a man penis is wider than it is long

Bro you have a chode or yo i've got a chode

by 1q2w3e4r5t6z77gh June 12, 2023

chode glazing

when a man waits for his jizz to glaze over his chode and then has a women lick it off

brett: hey spencer check it out im chode glazing
spencer: sick dude can i taste it!

by bal_zak March 8, 2010