1. When disgraced sci-fi writer, comedian, and pepperoni salesman Patrick S. Tomlinson runs out of things to say and defaults to calling you "child" at the end of each sentence. Also done whenever Patrick gets upset or frustrated. Often followed by telling you to "Enjoy prison".
2. When those that follow Patrick S. Tomlinson imitate him in order to either mock Patrick or as a reference to his exploits, usually by referring to other people as a "stalker child".
2. When those that follow Patrick S. Tomlinson imitate him in order to either mock Patrick or as a reference to his exploits, usually by referring to other people as a "stalker child".
1. Childing in action by Patrick "Shut your fucking mouth, child. ... Sshhh... No, child. You have nothing to say. Blah blah blah, you see? That's the things that are coming out of your mouth, child."
2. Watching Patrick's court hearing you could really tell he was desperate to start childing on the judge.
2. Watching Patrick's court hearing you could really tell he was desperate to start childing on the judge.
by anonymous March 11, 2024
Get the Childing mug.The tendency of kids who grew up playing a competitive sport and then retired in their teens to tryhard video games, have a good sense of momentum, timing, and intuitive controls, be prone to careers requiring more discipline, and being used to regiment/feeling lost without rigid schedules or structure.
"Hey, why is John so good at timing his jumps in Mario Kart 7?"
"Oh, that's just the child athlete effect. He did competitive gymnastics for 7 years before quitting."
"Oh, that's just the child athlete effect. He did competitive gymnastics for 7 years before quitting."
by Cry_onis September 5, 2021
Get the child athlete effect mug.A person (typically over the age of 18) who aggressively pursues sexual relations with a minor.
Synonyms: pedo, nunce, EDP, libertarian, Epstein acolyte.
Synonyms: pedo, nunce, EDP, libertarian, Epstein acolyte.
Edp: "Aye check my girl ain't she bad."
Person 2: "Nah bro you trippin she look like she 12."
Edp: "She is."
Person 2: "Damn bro yous a child chaser."
Person 2: "Nah bro you trippin she look like she 12."
Edp: "She is."
Person 2: "Damn bro yous a child chaser."
by SixEaredMacaque July 10, 2023
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Get the green child mug.A heart child is a term for the younger siblings (don't call yourself a heart child if you're older than one of your siblings.) Who's parents usually spend more time on the older ones who are considered special/smart. They think of leaving their family but they also think it'll hurt them too much(emotionally/mentally). So they hesitate to leave.
They try to one up their older sibling too, in which they usually fail to do so.
A reason why they might hesitate to leave is because of a person in their family they care deeply about and may or may not be their sibling.
They try to one up their older sibling too, in which they usually fail to do so.
A reason why they might hesitate to leave is because of a person in their family they care deeply about and may or may not be their sibling.
*mother and heart child fighting*
Heart child: you're always cooped up with (insert sibling name).
Mom: no I am not!
Heart child: you forgot to pick me up from school like how many times, you also forgot my birthday, and you never attended to anything that I did that was special to me.
Mom: quit being dramatic and go to your room!
*Later on*
Heart child: I want to leave this family, but won't it hurt them?..
Heart child: you're always cooped up with (insert sibling name).
Mom: no I am not!
Heart child: you forgot to pick me up from school like how many times, you also forgot my birthday, and you never attended to anything that I did that was special to me.
Mom: quit being dramatic and go to your room!
*Later on*
Heart child: I want to leave this family, but won't it hurt them?..
by Azzytalk March 16, 2023
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by Chonese December 17, 2022
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