captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency

Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb

by why do i have to come up with March 24, 2023

captain obvious

Often used to refer to someone who ruins a joke by stating the obvious
Mostly used in comment sections of social media platforms

Hey look mom, it's captain obvious!
Oh no, captain obvious on the wheel again!

by ivebeenfriendzonedallmylife😥 March 27, 2023

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers

a 2012 American children's novel and the ninth book in the Captain Underpants series by Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers is the best.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants

the fourth book in the Captain Underpants series written by Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants is the best book.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Captain Underpants and the Revolting Revenge of the Radioactive Robo-Boxers

the tenth book in the Captain Underpants series created by Dav Pilkey. It was published on January 15, 2013

Captain Underpants and the Revolting Revenge of the Radioactive Robo-Boxers is the best book

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Captain's Wafers

an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc.

According to David Beard, the director of training at Lance, Inc., the name of the Captain's Wafers came from the idea that "on a ship, the captains always had the best of everything when it came to meals.

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Captain Wankstash

A name first used in spoken conversation when referring to the fictional character Simon from the TV series The Walking Dead, who supported an excessively flamboyant moustache and cheesy grin. This, coupled with his attempts to emulate his boss Negan and general wankerism led to the formation of the moniker.
Similar examples would be: Douchie McDouchebag; Sergeant Dickface; Lord Twat of Knobington Manor, etc, of which the original creator of the name Captain Wankstash seemingly has an endless supply.

Can also be written Captain Wankstache

Suggested use: for mustachioed military/ uniformed non-military types, with attitudes far in excess of their competence /accomplishment. Is not restricted to this use but it's a good fit for it.

Who was that guy? You know, Captain Wankstache.

Alright Captain Wankstash, calm down/give it a rest.

Here we go, Captain Wankstache is at it again.

by FecktardIntolerant May 12, 2023