A Canadian 

1. An individual who resides in and is a legal citizen of the northern-most region of North America. The country opposite to the northern border of the U.S.A.

2. Characterized as polite persons who frequent the use of poor grammar like "Eh?" and "a'boot" but are most recognized by a strong Newfoundlander accent that is near imposible to understand even for Canadians unless you are in fact a Newfoundlander. (For Americans it's kinda comparable to a deep southern American accent or strong Boston accent. Not in sound just relevancy)

3. Realy nice people who typically apologize if you bump into them or they bump into you.

4. A person who probably wont get beat up or robbed in another Country because he is Canadian.

5. A person who is believed to live in igloo's all year long and have pet Polar Bears and Beaver's.

6. A person who is most likely a stonner and secretly votes for the Marijuana Political Party of Canada but never makes it to elections because he is "Burning out dude".

7. A person who is typicaly a big hockey fan.

8. A person from the Country where Strip joints show you eeeeevvverything... I mean everything.

1.A Canadian is any person from: British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, Newfoundland and Labrador, Newbrunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, Yukon, North West Territories, and Nunavit.

2.Newfoundlander 1: "Tell me where's your goin' to so's I can comes to where you at"
Newfoundlander 2: "Sure b'y! But dont you go bring'n that there gowdy friend of yers."
Newfoundlander 3: "dis true b'y. He gat da face only a mutter could luv."

6. POLITICS IN CANADA
Stoner Canadian 1: "Hey dude, it's election day. Who you voting for?"
Stoner Canadian 2: "It's election day?"
Stoner Canadian 1: "Yea man! Who you gonna vote for?"
Stoner Canadian 2: "Dude I dunno man. I dont watch that stuff. I wouldnt vote for any of them. I dont care."
Stoner Canadian 1: "Dude, if you dont know who to vote for than just vote for the Marijuana Party. They wont win any ways. But you never know. One day..."
Stoner Canadian 2: "Dude thats awesome! Sure man! Lets do this!"
Stoner Canadian 3: "You guys are so dumb. Elections were yesterday."
Stoner Canadian 1: "What? Why didnt you tell us?"
Stoner Canadian 3: "Too laze."

A Canadian by Odin99 March 29, 2011

the canadian sled dog 

occurs while several women are in doggy style position. You start yipping and barking as if to have an orgasm. Instead when they turn around you piss in there faces making a statement that your the ALPHA male and there your BITCHES.

So I had a foursome last night with Laura, Jo, and Erin. I so used the Canadian Sled dog on them. That will keep them in line for a few days.

the canadian sled dog by Fullek August 26, 2010

Indo-Canadian 

An incorrect term used by ignorant or divisive people to describe a Canadian citizen with Indian ethnicity. Sometimes used to subtly imply race. Sometimes used by fresh off the boat Canadians, who still have more loyalty to India, to show they think Canada is a joke. The correct terminology would be to describe citizenship as Canadian and ethnicity as Indian, separately.

Example 1:
News Reporter: "An Indo-Canadian man was charged today with stealing a box of Samosas..."

Ethnically Indian, Canadian News Viewer (to friend): "Why did they mention the "Indo", why not just say brown, or you know, not mention any racial indicators."

Example 2:
Dumb White Liberal Lunatic: "We need to celebrate multiculturalism. Look at Raj, he is an Indo-Canadian man and we are going to celebrate his unique culture."

Raj: "Actually, I am Canadian and have the exact same culture as most Canadians. Indo-Canada is not a real country. I am a Canadian citizen and my ethnicity is Punjabi, because when my great grandparents immigrated to Canada, after fighting for the British empire, India wasn't even a country yet. I have never been to India and have nothing to do with it. I don't even believe in multiculturalism. If you're trying to identify me as a minority, my race is Caucasoid Indo-Aryan and my pigmentation is brown. Saying Indo-Canadian makes as much sense as mixing my age and gender, I am not twent - many, I am twenty and a man."

Example 3:
Fresh Off the Boat Dipper (in Hindi): "India is motherland, number 1. You must never forget where you come from. I remember the cows and the fields... beautiful. You are Indian first."

Ethnically Indian, Canadian: India has done nothing for me, and I have never been a part of Indian society. If you love India so much why don't you stay there. Damn FOBS!!!"

Indo-Canadian by Canada Expert July 23, 2016

Montreal Canadian Fans 

People who live in the past. People who will only talk about what happened 1+ years ago.

Montreal Canadian Fans = History majors

Montreal Canadian Fans by Montreal Canadian Fans May 1, 2015

French-Canadian 

The assholes, know as the QuebecWasp are the reason people hate Quebec. Not all French Canadians are horrible, in fact they are very friendly people. But please please PLEASE watch out for the QuebecWasps. If you speak a word of any other language than French in front of you they will assume the presence of a wasp then rape the fuck out of you.

American : Guess what Jean-Francois? I’m going to Quebec for the holidays!
Jean-François: Ohhhhh boy, you better steer clear of the QuebecWasp. Only speak with the French-Canadians.
American : Okay.

French-Canadian by The hada bada December 13, 2019

Royal Canadian Rump Ranger 

A man who can't keep his beef bus off the dirt road.

See asspirate, homofag.

So... Didja hear the Phippy's a Royal Canadian Rump Ranger

Royal Canadian Rump Ranger by Nitro April 12, 2004

dutch canadian 

One who speaks and/or thinks as the people of Holland Michigan who are half Dutch and half Canadian and that say words such as "Godammit".

Allis is such a godamn Dutch Canadian

dutch canadian by z December 25, 2004