Box Monster

The natural muscular contractions of the inner vagina that, much to the surprise of the provider of pleasure, grabs a hold of the trespasser and pulls it inward.

When I was fingering my girl last night her Box Monster grabbed my fingers and pulled them deeper into the cave. I was flabbergasted!

by theirishpig July 23, 2008

dick-in-a-box

A dick-in-a-box is guy's big boner stuck through a hole in a gift-box and gift-wrapped to give your cocksucker for Christmas.

My boyfriend gave me dick-in-a-box for Christmas!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

Box of chocolates

What Forest Gump's mother says life is like.

Forest Gump's mother: 'Life is like a box of chocolates.. ya neva know what you're gonna get!'

by HappyHippieHugs June 24, 2007

douche box

Similar to a douche bag, a box of douches

Man, John Tesh sure is a major douche box.

by Pete! June 15, 2003

box muncher

a woman who enjoys muching other women's boxes; a lesbo

That chick rejected me cuz she's a box muncher!

by Nate June 4, 2003

Tool Box

worse then "tool". Used to insult someone that is very fuckan retarded.

Wow ur just not a toolm ur a whole tool box damnit

by saab September 29, 2003

boom box

an orifice of the body that makes a loud noise. this can refer to the mouth (belching), the anus (farting), or the vagina (queefing).

dude, quit playing those loud tunes out you backdoor boom box!

by chuckybubbles May 17, 2009