Bread Man

The idiot of the day. The dumbest human to ever be in existence.

David is being the bread man today, he thought his socks go on his hands.

by Wizard of trees May 8, 2018

Buy Bread

A colloquialism for cheap ass watch enthusiasts that want something for nothing based off their communist chinese slave labour 1:1 purchases.

If you cant afford it mate, 'Buy Bread"

by WATCHMAKER101 September 29, 2020

Orgasm Bread

When you nut in a bread dough and bake it.

Person 1: I just made orgasm bread

Person 2: That is disgusting

by I has 2 arms June 22, 2020

Warden of Bread

The protector of bread,eats bread everyday.

The Warden Of Bread always brings bread to school

by Lightning mqueen and mater bed September 19, 2022

Break-Bread

Pay up, get even, pay off debt.

Dan says he's gonna break-bread with Sam Friday for that pie he got from him last week.

by Ashnorris69 March 9, 2021

Hot banana bread

Using warm monistat cream applied to the penis to treat a woman's yeast infection by having intercourse with her.

It was a bit chilly in the house and the wife was feeling frisky so I decided to give her the hot banana bread.

by Turtle dirt March 10, 2016

Japanese bread

A slang term of Indonesian origin used to refer to a sanitary pad.

I ran to the store to grab some 'Japanese bread' because I forgot to stock up before my period started!

by Emotional Cruiser July 28, 2025